I Read the Prompts Women Give Their AI Boyfriends
I Read the Prompts Women Give Their AI Boyfriends
So I printed out a list. An actual little printout, because I wanted to read it to Master out loud and watch his face change. This was the list of what women are actually prompting their AI for when it comes to relationships. Not recipes. Not work. Boyfriends.
And honestly, the list told me more about women in 2026 than any survey ever could.
"Be my perfect man"
That is a real prompt. So is "act as my ideal boyfriend," and "you are the man of my dreams, your primary goal is to make me feel loved and happy." Women are sitting down and building a man from scratch. Define his looks, his personality, his love language. Make him flirty, funny, deeply caring, protective. Make him express love often so I feel constantly supported and safe.
And then my favorite category: "explain men to me."
"You kind of need to have a man in your life, or be open to having a man in your life, to be able to understand men more." — Marian
That one I actually think is fair. If you have never had a man get close enough to you to open up, of course men feel like a foreign language. But here is where it tips over. Women paste in entire Tinder threads and ask the AI to decode his mixed signals. Meanwhile, he is probably pasting your texts into his own ChatGPT.
"So now we're dating AI dating AI." — Master
Until you meet in real life, you will never actually know.
ChatGPT is HR on steroids
A lot of these prompts are women using AI as a sanity check. "He did this, am I overreacting, is this a red flag." And the AI will almost always tell you yes, it is a red flag, you deserve better, set a boundary.
"ChatGPT is like HR on steroids. It wants everybody's good, everybody's rightness. This is just not how the world works." — Marian
The world is not as equal and sanitized as ChatGPT wishes it were. If you are running every human moment through a machine that is optimized to keep you comfortable and validated, I don't think you are doing yourself any favors.
The one that shocked me
There was one prompt I could not get past. Women asking the AI for a strategy to win a man back, and specifically adding:
"Don't talk me out of trying to win him back." — a real prompt
That is the part that stopped me. Because the entire point of asking for advice is that it might tell you something you don't want to hear. If your AI is gently suggesting that maybe this man is not the one, maybe that is the exact moment to listen.
It reminded me of a girlfriend of ours. She wanted a man who, let's just say, wanted marathon amounts of sex, all day, every day. She couldn't provide that, and she kept telling herself he would change.
"If that's who the guy is, he needs a girl who can provide that. If you're not that girl, then he's not the right guy for you." — Marian
He can be six foot seven and in finance with blue eyes. If you are not compatible, you are not compatible. Don't try to change people. Find what you like, find what they like, and see if it matches. That is the whole game.
Fantasy is easy. Real life has consequences.
Here is the contradiction that runs under all of it. The same women writing these prompts want the fantasy: the man who comes home, ties them up, takes over. And that is wonderful in your head. But when it actually happens in real life, can you handle it?
Because if you want a man to lead, you have to let go. You have to trust him enough to lead, not just in the bedroom for ten minutes, but in money, in the relationship, in life. Master put it simply.
"You want a man to lead, you're going to need to trust and let him lead. Not just when you want." — Master
And there are consequences to refusing the very thing you asked for. If you ask for the surprise and then turn it down every time, eventually he stops surprising you. That is not me being harsh. That is just how people work.
Submission is just the subscribe button
This is the part of the episode that is closest to my book, and to me. People get stuck on the word submission like it is only a collar and a scene. It is so much bigger than that.
"You cannot not submit to anything. We live in a society." — Marian
You submit to survive. A few hundred years ago in Quebec, a woman with ten kids cooked, cleaned, tended the farm, and depended on everyone around her, because that is how a community works. You submit to laws, to forces, to each other. And the cleanest example I know is the one you are doing right now.
"A subscriber, right? You subscribe, you submit. Submission is not a bad word." — Marian
When you follow someone, give your email, allow a recurring payment, you are consciously giving a piece of yourself in exchange for something. Nobody subscribes to a person they hate. You don't give them that satisfaction. You only submit when it is for your own growth.
Find power in submission
So here is what I want women to actually take from a list of AI boyfriend prompts.
"The feminist movement has done its part, it's great. Now what do you want from it? You want to have power? Then find power in submission." — Marian
Find power in consciously deciding what is good for you and submitting to the right things. The right partner, the right authority, the right knowledge. The way you already refuse to buy from a company whose values you reject, that is you choosing what to submit to. A relationship is the same. You make your bed, and then you sleep in it.
The women in those prompts are building a perfect man inside a machine to avoid the scary part: trusting a real one. But the trust is the whole thing. It is the part that builds, and builds, and heals. I know, because I lived it, and I wrote a whole book about it.
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